boys don’t like my blog cause they think since i post a lot of selfies ill show my ass but really i just blog about kicking the shit outta dudes and my love for jerky
i like hot boys but i like hot boys better covered in blood
when i was younger i never lied to my mom, i told her almost everything only i said it in a sarcastic tone so she thought i was just being silly when i said i was going to go drink and do drugs in the forest
im sweaty
if you’re going to compliment me i’m only going to accept “blood-thirsty” and “carnivorous”
i bought beef jerky and a dill pickle chips but i strongly regret that decision i should have bought two bags or jerky
i got me some beef jerky the world is at peace
